MINDLESS COMENTARIES
Have you ever wondered where the band korn got its name well you probably don't wnat to know but here you go    the band was at a party and they were talking to this gay guy and he was talking about licking other guy's asses and he said"yeah man one time i was lickin this guys ass and i got this peice of undigested corn from it"     now i don't know if all that is true but i got it from a fairly reliable source

I kind of doubt that any of you have ever thought about it but do you know who the queen of swaziland is?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . well its queen elisabeth. You know the queen of england   I just think thats so cool   wouldn't it be great to be a monarch of a country like swaziland   oh well i just figured i'd share that with you.

 SPONTANIOUS PHRASES
performance fleece oooo its fine      performance fleece i'll be there at nine   (old navy commercial)
I'm not crazy nooooooooooooo not me     (nathan dalin)
My name is raccoom it rimes with doom and you'll be hurting all too soon  (raccoom on dragon ball z)
GOTTA CATCHEM ALL. . . . . . . POKEMON (pokemon)
NATIONAL BRIDGES ON A ON A CLEAN WEST STOLLL (sublime) (paddle out)
Well you can't spell dishonorable without honorable(homer simpson)
But mommy i can change my own diaper now(shawn chilson)(last night)
Ka-a-a-a-a-a-a Ma-a-a-a-a-a Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- Y-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H-H(Goku)
 

RAVING RANTINGS
Lucky charms really really sucks that stupid little half wit migit is not magical at all he is just part of a huge conspiracy that involves the cerial company and dentists everywhere The dentists pay the cereal companies to make tis little miget appear to have good magic but in truth it is horrible evil orthodontist magic (a form lost for many millenia by the dentist brood but recently recovered with the capture and reitigration of an orthodontist into the dentist brood) so kids will but it thinking that they will be filled with warm sunny magic but instead are filled with a cursed sugar that seeps into their teeth and ots tem away much faster than any ordinary sugar so the poor little children are forced to go to the dentists for all kinds of expensive work and all the dentists become millionairs      and thats all i have to say about that

DEPRESSING STUFF
Have you ever noticed how thing always semm to work themseleves out fairly well sometimes its really hard to remind yourself of this   shit happens we never want it to but it does and when the shit happens i don't beleive in all that greet it with a smile shizen because thats just denial and obviously denial is bad    no no my friends the answer to dealing with shit is to be deppressed about it if you have to but always remember that its gonna work out    one trick that i find especialy effective is to say to yourself   poor me  and in my case that always makes me crack up with laughter there are so many people with such horrible lives that it boggles the mind how their minds could ever survive such deppression  the only person who has a right to say poor me is Ramu and if you don't know who that is ask me later     hmmm now that i think about it i guess that wasn't very deppressing it was more of a pep talk to suicidal people  oh well:)
 HI
Man o man it is really phucking hard to know what the right thing to do is you've got these huge plans worked out in your head and your sure its all gonna work out and be just what you wanted to happen but people and things don't always work the way we want or expect them to and i think taht pisses us all off (i'm sorry but i can't be too specific this is very personal shit) i don't know mabey i'm just a freaky weirdo and all the halfway intelligent people are just floating around not planning or hoping or wondering about the future  damn wouldn't that be the mst wonderful existance no real fears of the future man i wish i could do that oh well no way no how thats gonna hapen don't you just HATE having to be who you really are some times     oh well "poor me" HAH
I HATE IT
I hate parrents they just suck soooooo bad sometimes   they worry about stuff that needs no worrying    they set stupid and completely unnecisary rules and then expect you to follow them to the letter.    I"M SORRY BUT IT DON'T WORK THAT WAY U MORRONS         sometimes i just want to strangle them   god they just don't get it do they kids are not stupid we know when rules and lectures and threats and punishments are stupid      whats funny is i think they know it too, but they just have no better ideas   they're just like scared little chiwouwas(excuse the spelling) theys scared so they just bark alot and don't accomplish anything by it except annoying people     parents HAH who needs um

 I LOVE IT
I Love music. When you here a great song or cd for the first time and it just totaly Affects you and in a small way your probably changed for life. Its sad though because music only really Affects you the first few times you hear it, but then if you don't listen to it for a long time it can effct you that way again. I love how music can put you in completely different moods depending on the song. One time i listened to a mixed cd and i swear there was at least one song for every emotion it was great. Music is much more powerful than people realise it can bring thousands of people together(woodstock) and i'm sure there have been fights over different tastes in music.  Some people are completely controlled by it but no matter who you are you cannot not be affected by music

I love magic. And in case you're stupid i don't mean magic like pulling a phucking rabbit out of a hat i mean the card game. This game is fun pure and simple i love to go out and buy new cards just to see the great new ways i can kill my opponent and of course for the new card smell. A newly opened box of magic cards smells so very very good and it feels even better because the thin coat of laminate hasn't even started to wear and the are still so smooth. The game itself is better of course. Normal games are great but there are certain games where somrthing completely outrageous happens or you pull off a kick @$$ combo you didn't even realise you could do. Thats when the game gets real interesting. Even when the other guy does it its still cool because you got the experience. One thing that is bittersweet about magic is the fact the even if you build an amazing deck if you play with the same people all the time they will eventualy turn their deck into a your-deck killing machine so you have to build new decks quite often in order to keep away from those specialised decks  OOOOOOO I LOVE MAGIC

ARE YOU GETTING ANY OF THIS
 Do you understand any of that stuff up there   is there any chance your mind works remotely similar to mine  e-mail me at [email protected]